How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Hillary Clinton

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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