A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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