Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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