- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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