- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

This is an anti-anti-joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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