What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

im @ work, LOL.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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