- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

My parents have an open marriage.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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