How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

pickle sniffer

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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