How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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The MLS

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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