why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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