A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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