- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Your biggest fan.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Women's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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