Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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