- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A Fat Kenyan

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

hit the thumbs down button

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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