- Anti Joke

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

rishi is gay (coventry england)

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A man sat on a chair

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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