Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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