why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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NEVER

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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hey

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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