How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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