Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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