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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Laugh

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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