Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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poop

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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