In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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nipple

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Lets Go Lakers!

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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