- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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