What is 1+1? It's 2!

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Samraj.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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