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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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TIMMAH!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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