- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

How are cars made? By magic.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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