- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

nipple

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

One time I masturbated by myself

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

civil rights

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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