- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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