- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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you and your family will die tonight

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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