What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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