- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What's 9+10? 19

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How come anti jokes r funny

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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