- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

whats 2+2? 4

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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