YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock knock Come in

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Anti Joke

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