Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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