- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Your grandma's cookies.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What happened to your hamster? It died.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

An English man walks into a pub.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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