- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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