What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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WEED!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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