Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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