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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.