- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

The Christian Bible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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