- Anti Joke

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia