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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock knock Come in

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

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