- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

An English man walks into a pub.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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