- Anti Joke

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Basically copying you.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.