- Anti Joke

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining