whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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My kids are mistakes.

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Your Mom

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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