- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats 2+2? 4

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.