Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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