What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

knock knock come in!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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