On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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