- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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