- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

a fish swimming in the water swims

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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