Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Snooki

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wigan.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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