What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Gingers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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