- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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