- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What color is red paint? Red

knock knock Labrinth come in

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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