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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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