Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What color is red paint? Red

knock knock Labrinth come in

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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