What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Religion.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. Racism.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Kathy Griffin.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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