What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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im a dragon, no im not

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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