- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

I told you it would happen

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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