- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Flop dog

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

a fish swimming in the water swims

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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