- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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