- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Potassium? K.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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