- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

We are lawyers

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.