there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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