- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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