How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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