A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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George Bush.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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