what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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