What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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