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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

My kids are mistakes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

tom pauling

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

My kids are mistakes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.