What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

25

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...