why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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you

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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