It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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