- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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