- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Adele walks into the stables

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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