- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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